When I think of tank tops, I think of wife beaters. When I think of wife beaters, I think of rednecks. When I think of rednecks, I think of a guy in a wife beater doing his best to look tough.
It's a bit nipplely.
This tank top from Sculptees, courtesy of Fresh Pair, is the last of three compression shirts sent to me for review. It’s the only of the three that’s not a full shirt, which certainly presents an issue for someone whose pudginess extends a bit beyond the belly.
This is certainly the most comfortable of the three, and probably the only one I could wear while working out without fear of it rubbing under my arms. For this comfort, I sacrifice a lot of pec shaping, which as you can see under my arms, I definitely need.
Check back tomorrow for a full video review of all three shirts. Oh, and if you know any good upper body workouts, throw them my way. My arms look spindly. Also, would a cowboy or backwards hat complete the douche look I’m working on here?
4 Comments on “I can’t believe it’s not Spanx! – Compression Shirts Day 3 Review”
It’s like a running singlet for men, methinks. 🙂
Hey, I wear wife beaters almost all the time. There ain’t nuttin wrong with wearin’ them there tank tops. I’d rather be comfortable than stylish.
And you look like you’re trying to poo.
trucker cap, all the way… or do you have any Big Dog headwear?
Basically leggings for men