In response to my mother, who told us to stay safe and wear sunscreen:
Stay safe: My degree is in Safety and Health Management, trust me I got that under control. As long as I have my BFF (vodka) Iâ€™m pretty much invincible and for some reason extremely creative.
Stay sane: I will insure a dose of vodka every 3 minutes will keep a healthy mental balance.
Drink water: I always do, vodka sodas with a lime. I hit the basic food groups; vodka (itâ€™s essential to keep my liver at peak filtering performance), soda water (water, enough said) and a lime (fruit!). Got Iâ€™m all covered, no worries here.
Wear sunscreen: A nice layer of Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil with 4 SPF is a given. I donâ€™t leave home with out it. You get best of both worlds; a golden tan (which is important to succeed in life) and sun protection (I donâ€™t want skin cancer. Those nasty looking cancer marks donâ€™t really go with my bathing suit.)
So donâ€™t worry Mom, you have taught me the important aspects for keeping a safe, happy life. Thank you!