Stop. Seriously. Stop bitching about who unfollowed you, why they unfollowed you and, for the love of all that is sacred, stop thanking your followers. You sound ridiculous.
Following someone on Twitter doesn’t mean you’re friends, just like unfollowing someone doesn’t mean you’re not. Twitter is just a tool, it’s not a community, it’s not a facebook page and it’s not a handy way to keep track of how many friends you have.
Please, PLEASE stop bitching about such stupid things. If you want more followers, be more interesting. Engage more. Say something controversial. Be YOURSELF.
You are not how many followers you have. You are not your Twitter grade. If you think you are, it’s time to rethink your life.
This post is dedicated to @phxwebguy because he’s a pimp but pretends he’s not.
PS…yeah, not really. No PS.
