Things I’ve learned from parties

Went to OVO‘s shindig tonight, hosted by the impeccable @hildebrant. Fantastic food.

And I learned these things:

-No matter how good a girl looks in a dress, it doesn’t make her interesting. Oh, and some people will NEVER be interesting.
-The Phoenix-area PR/Marketing firms don’t talk enough. There are some shitty businesses out there we should protect each other from.
-I have a cool job.
-Wasabi-soy pickles are VERY good.
-I feel sorry for people with shrill (not high-pitched, mind you. shrill) voices and will never cease to wonder how anyone listens to them.
-That social media has become a topic that will be talked about at every party from now on. That’s okay, as long as we don’t have to explain twitter.
-At the really good parties, nobody spends their time on their phones.
-Some people are and always will be douchebags, no matter how hot their wives are.

Oh, and my hybrid is way cooler than Forty’s.