What happens in Seattle

Seattle is quite a different type of town. Today I:

-Saw rather obese people on scooters. A whole pack of them. Shouldn’t be funny, but it really is.
-Saw many women without bras. In the mall, in coffee shops and on the street. Nipping out everywhere. They weren’t hippies, nor where they small breasted. Is that in now?
-Saw the search term “tyler hurst is an asshole” was used to find me. So proud.
-Was a jerk to @natron602 and all his lady friends ran to his defense. I think he deserved it. Could be wrong.
-Met with Jason Preston of EatSleepPublish.
-Asked to speak at @tedxphoenix.

So, what did you do?