Please stop taking Twitter literally.
We don’t need to know exactly what you’re doing. We don’t care what you had for breakfast. We don’t care where you’re at on your to do list.
We care about what you think, what you emote, and what your opinion is. We care about cool links. We care about funny anecdotes.
So, for the love of god, please don’t tell us that you’re walking your dog, or that you simply had food.
Be funny. Be insightful. Be amusing. Be opinionated.
Be yourself.
Or please stop. You’re annoying.
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I completely agree. I especially hate it when people say goodnight to the twitterverse!!
btw, I’m just sitting here eating organic pretzels. They are yummy
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