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God I hate Cub fans.

Your team is referred to as “lov­able losers”. It means they suck. They’ve sucked for a long time and are only recently start­ing to not suck, but we all expect them to suck by the time the sea­son ends.

I abhor how you stu­pid Cub fans have made los­ing some­how cute and cud­dly, rather than exactly what it is: what those who suck do, often at life. You are not to be pitied, you are to be spat upon. Soci­ety has drug peo­ple like you around for cen­turies and I’m tired of losers like you hold­ing us back.

I hope the stu­pid “lov­able losers” take their piece of shit fans to the brink and let them down AGAIN this year. I cer­tainly won’t feel sorry for you.

Fuck­ing losers.

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