God I hate Cub fans.

Your team is referred to as “lovable losers”. It means they suck. They’ve sucked for a long time and are only recently starting to not suck, but we all expect them to suck by the time the season ends.

I abhor how you stupid Cub fans have made losing somehow cute and cuddly, rather than exactly what it is: what those who suck do, often at life. You are not to be pitied, you are to be spat upon. Society has drug people like you around for centuries and I’m tired of losers like you holding us back.

I hope the stupid “lovable losers” take their piece of shit fans to the brink and let them down AGAIN this year. I certainly won’t feel sorry for you.

Fucking losers.

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