My REAL reason for surgery

A few months ago I took a few bullets while shielding a grandma, an orphan, two kittens and a priceless work of art from an attempted mugging. They caught the guy and decided to leave the bullets in me for protection. The guy is up for trial and the prosecution needs them to build their case, so it’s time for me to give them up. Can’t say I’ll miss them, but no complaints here.