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1. Reports are in that women fear for their lives, refuse to do Michael Vick doggy style.

2. Women get a lit­tle more than skit­tish when Michael Vick gets a lit­tle kinky and whips out a dog collar.

3. The Browns might not play “Who Let The Dogs Out?” when Vick visits.

4. The Eagles will think twice about hav­ing bomb-sniffing dogs at the stadium.

5. Off-day golf courses will be avoided if they have dog­leg holes.

6. Team­mates have asked Vick never to call them dawg again.

7. Coaches have out­lawed the four-point stance, afraid of what Vick will do to some­one on all fours.

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