1. Reports are in that women fear for their lives, refuse to do Michael Vick doggy style.
2. Women get a little more than skittish when Michael Vick gets a little kinky and whips out a dog collar.
3. The Browns might not play “Who Let The Dogs Out?” when Vick visits.
4. The Eagles will think twice about having bomb-sniffing dogs at the stadium.
5. Off-day golf courses will be avoided if they have dogleg holes.
6. Teammates have asked Vick never to call them dawg again.
7. Coaches have outlawed the four-point stance, afraid of what Vick will do to someone on all fours.
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