Changes now that Michael Vick is on the Eagles

by tdhurst · View Comments

1. Reports are in that women fear for their lives, refuse to do Michael Vick doggy style.

2. Women get a little more than skittish when Michael Vick gets a little kinky and whips out a dog collar.

3. The Browns might not play “Who Let The Dogs Out?” when Vick visits.

4. The Eagles will think twice about having bomb-sniffing dogs at the stadium.

5. Off-day golf courses will be avoided if they have dogleg holes.

6. Teammates have asked Vick never to call them dawg again.

7. Coaches have outlawed the four-point stance, afraid of what Vick will do to someone on all fours.

Any more? Add them!

{ 2 comments }

bryan August 14, 2009 at 7:42 am

I'm glad football isn't played in the dog-days of summer.

bryan August 14, 2009 at 2:42 pm

I'm glad football isn't played in the dog-days of summer.

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