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…how women with muf­fin tops can walk out of the house show­ing them off. WTF is wrong with them?

…why black dudes like LARGE women. Not curvy ladies, but straight up fat bitches.

…why when it’s the girl that just wants sex things seem to be on shakier ground. When it’s the guy both sides know where they stand.

…why I still like Match­box 20. Does that mean I need to grow up?

…why I haven’t done the things I wanted to do. What’s the harm in trying?

…why I’m not rich and suc­cess­ful yet. I don’t get what I’m sup­posed to doing, so it seems a bet­ter idea to just wait until I do. Which is com­pletely ridiculous.

…Eng­lish is not our national lan­guage. Let’s vote it in.

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