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Social Media might set a record for most point­less, sub­jec­tive stud­ies done EVER that also include mis­used pop cul­ture references.

Jere­miah Owyang is the king of this. Do you even know what punk’d means? They didn’t get punk’d by a damn thing, and these inci­dents were far, far less wide­spread than peo­ple like Owyang would have you think. While we are a loud group, 100ish whin­ers sounds like a lot when they all com­ment on a blog, but it’s insignif­i­cant when we think of it in real-world numbers.

Posts like this are even worse. These peo­ple are treat­ing the inter­net like some sep­a­rate, wild place that con­sumers have to GO to. The inter­net is sim­ply an exten­sion of our daily lives and social media is just a tool we use to com­mu­ni­cate. Sim­i­lar to using a tele­phone to call each other and being able to pick your kind of hand­set, social media is here to stay.

I just think this guy is a jerk.

I love Social Media Experts. Stop pre­tend­ing you know what you’re talk­ing about. Oh, and your jokes aren’t funny.

Crowd sourc­ing some­thing impor­tant like a job descrip­tion usu­ally means you have no idea what you’re doing.

Just because you’re a whiny blog­ger doesn’t mean you’re right. I like my com­pa­nies to have a bit of a back­bone and not give in to every dude who thinks they know how to run a busi­ness. Oh, and your blog had been dark for months? Sounds like you don’t have much to say. Why did it take you almost 12 hours to write that post? Next, please.

If you are smart enough to think it’s okay to drop out of col­lege, you sure as hell bet­ter be smart enough to know how to talk your way into an intern­ship.

TechCrunch can screw off and die. Michael Arring­ton, now the Perez Hilton of tech, has turned his site into the Gawker of the geek world. Hope you have fun in Vegas and you lose every­thing, you POS.

If you’re going to com­ment on and file your thoughts on a pop­u­lar news topic, have the decency to actu­ally add to the con­ver­sa­tion. Dick­head.

*next to the power of the Force

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