Pretend this, Bitch!!

We too can comment on our own post, bitch!!

Why don't you write something that is important? All you do is bitch and whine about other people. No one cares what you think.

I bet you have no idea what I'm actually talking about.

Good post Tyler.

I agree, I used a pop reference to get attention on that post, being crowned the king of it? Surley an honor ;)

However, not all of my posts are "pointless, subjective studies done EVER that also include misused pop culture references." I actually do research --with data to back assertions about the strengths --and weaknesses of the medium.

Here's a list of my research reports:
http://www.forrester.com/rb/analyst/Jeremiah_Ow...

I'd hope while you pointed out that I certainly used a pop reference in a blog title, you'll also get to know the work I do that is quantitative, based on research, and accurate.

For example, take a look at the methdology used for this Wave report
http://www.web-strategist.com/blog/2009/01/09/f...

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A summary of the rigorous methodology:
I encourage our clients to be open and transparent about their products and services, in order to build trust with their market, so I’m holding myself to the same rigors, here’s a high level summary of the process:

-First, we vetted the 100 vendors to submit to a vendor product catalog, over 50 submitted which we used the data to pair down who were appropriate for the Wave report.
-Hands-on lab evaluations: I spent up to 6 hours with each vendor in a windowless room to evaluate their product live using common customer scenarios. I grilled the executive team, and discussed their strengths and weaknesses.
-Product demos. We asked vendors to conduct demonstrations of their products’ functionality. We used findings from these product demos to validate details of each vendor’s product capabilities.
-Customer reference calls. To validate product and vendor qualifications, Forrester also conducted reference calls with up to three of each vendor’s current customers for a total of up to 27 customer calls.
-We collected hundreds of screenshots, presentations, samples, reports and all of this information was entered in a multi-tab spreadsheet that accounts for thousands of cells, scoring, and detailed explanations which clients can use to toggle up and down specific needs as in some cases, specific feature needs may need to be highlighted over others.

I love you so much for this. Still think you missed the mark on punk'd, however.

I should have used the title "Stop pretending brands" instead ;)

Thanks Tyler