Good god this is terrible. Not only do they use a fakey, we’re-already-friends type of tone, no one there seems to get the concept of html emails. How the hell do I read a calendar in that format?
Copper Square…what the hell are you doing?
Hello Everyone,
Well, I know that we are disappointed that the transit fares are increasing, but we can look at the bright side. We can make it to and from the bars and nightclubs on $3.50! That means that the cab fare home we used to spend can go to something more useful, like food before the drinks! First Friday celebrations don’t turn back into a pumpkin at the stoke of 11 pm. Yeah!
Silvia H
Seriously, how many of you actually use the light rail? And it’s STROKE. Do you not edit before sending this crap out to your hundreds (I’m guessing here) of bored followers?
Don’t even get me started on this nearly unreadable, 1.2 mb PDF they sent along with it. Christ people, give us a web link or an html email or SOMETHING WE CAN EASILY read.





